DALLA$

So, as you all know I have been stuck here in the terrible city of Dallas, TX for about the past month.  Who am I kidding?  Dallas is amazing!!    If you don’t know about Dallas, good, because I am… Continue Reading

you fucked yourself

So basically, since the last time we talked, a lot of shit has gone down.  I went back to Miami Beach to see the fam, clear my head, and party, but luckily while I was there I realized how much… Continue Reading

Sex, Science, and Studying (minus the sex)

Every.  Single.  Night.  I have a dream about college.  It is only 10 days until I get shipped off and I am just SO excited.  However, that is when I am awake.  In my dreams I keep seeing myself running… Continue Reading

Date Night #3 

HA HA HA!! That right there is what you all will be doing after you finish reading this.   Now, where should I even start?  So, remember the guy from all my #DateNight posts?  The one that was really sweet… Continue Reading

Date Night #2

Okay literally what the fuck?   I just had the best date ever and 3 hours into it the whole thing completely changed.  It was a literal slap in the face!  What happened took me crazy by surprise and I… Continue Reading

A Pretty Virgin

Every time I tell somebody I am a virgin they look at me as if I just told them that my parents are aliens.  People just don’t seem to understand why someone who could definitely “get some” chooses not to.… Continue Reading

How’s Your Aspen?

You have seen me traveling in Asia, New York City, North Carolina, back home in Miami Beach, but now I rest in vacation heaven. For the past few days I have been enjoying my time in Aspen, Colorado. You may… Continue Reading

Nothing a Bit of Sun and Alcohol Can’t Fix

So I am sure all of you have been wondering what I look like.  You think, who is this short girl with incredible wisdom, impeccable fashion, and an insane love for food and travel?  Well in this post I will… Continue Reading

No Place Like Home

Miami Heat is a real thing, and I am so glad to officially be back in it.  One hundred degree weather does not even bother me when I am in my happy place.  There is definitely something very alluring about… Continue Reading

Surgery is Surgery

Okay, so I know many of you will think I’m a bitch and say I’m stupid and crazy, but I just have to share my opinion with you all.  Lately there has been a lot of publicity surrounding transgendered people… Continue Reading